{"id":47210,"date":"2024-04-05T13:50:52","date_gmt":"2024-04-05T20:50:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nevadanewsandviews.com\/?p=47210"},"modified":"2024-04-06T21:12:52","modified_gmt":"2024-04-07T04:12:52","slug":"best-birthday-presents-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nevadanewsandviews.com\/best-birthday-presents-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Birthday Presents Ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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(Chuck Muth) \u2013<\/em>\u00a0OK, so I successfully reached Medicare-eligibility age today.\u00a0 Yeah!<\/p>\n

And so far, I\u2019ve gotten two\u00a0GREAT<\/u>\u00a0birthday presents.<\/p>\n

First\u2026<\/p>\n

Our May 1st<\/sup>\u00a0dinner to raise money for our\u00a0Pigpen Project<\/a>\u00a0is almost sold out \u2013 even though individual general admission tickets aren\u2019t even available yet.\u00a0 We\u2019ve already sold 15 of the 20 tables available \u2013 so it\u2019s quite possible we\u2019ll be sold out before GA tickets are scheduled to go on sale April 15th<\/sup>.<\/p>\n

But it gets better\u2026<\/p>\n

We\u2019re still accepting dinner\u00a0SPONSORSHIPS<\/u>\u00a0from folks who want to help us expand the project.\u00a0 And a friend and former colleague from DC emailed last night and offered to\u00a0MATCH<\/u>\u00a0an additional $25,000 if we get $25,000 in dinner sponsorships.<\/p>\n

Challenge accepted!<\/p>\n

So if you can help us reach that goal \u2013\u00a0and, oh, what a 65th birthday present that would be if we make it today!<\/em>\u00a0\u2013\u00a0please click here<\/a>.\u00a0 Sponsorships are $2,500, $5,000 or $10,000.<\/p>\n

Secondly\u2026<\/p>\n

Poor Chelsey Fischer.\u00a0 She can dish it out, but she sure can\u2019t take it.<\/p>\n

After I exposed her yesterday for attacking Bobby Ellis and his charitable foundation that helps disadvantaged kids every year at Christmastime (click here<\/a>\u00a0if you missed it), she went on a social media meltdown.<\/p>\n

In a 10-minute video rant the snippety snowflake posted, she referred to me as \u201cthe worst human being that there possibly could be\u201d and called me an \u201cabsolute demonic plague\u201d\u00a0(Fact Check: TRUE)\u00a0<\/em>in a Twitter post.
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Woo-hoo!\u00a0 But hang on, hang on.\u00a0 It gets better.<\/p>\n

A friend in Florida saw Chelsey\u2019s post and\u00a0channeled AOC<\/a>, opining that she probably just wants to date me.\u00a0 Funny.\u00a0\u00a0VERY<\/u>\u00a0funny.\u00a0 So I posted that on Twitter.\u00a0 Which really got under Chelsey\u2019s thin skin.\u00a0 She replied\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201cI\u2019m happily married for over ten years now. Not on your best day @ChuckMuth.\u00a0 If you were the last man on earth and the future of humanity relied on procreating with you, I would turn lesbian before I ever gave you a try. #extinct.\u00a0 Save your sexual harassment for someone else you old, racist, dirt ball.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

I mean, what better birthday gift could an \u201cold, racist, dirt ball\u201d get?!!<\/p>\n

Well, the hits just kept on comin\u2019.\u00a0 In response to her video rant, a gentleman in northern Nevada, Bill Post, wrote\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201cHappy Birthday<\/span>\u00a0Chuck! And to @ChelsyFreedom: 1 – Stop with the botox 2 – Stop running against Conservatives 3 – Just stop period!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Well, that set her off again!\u00a0 She responded to Mr. Post (grammar in the original)\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201cI haven\u2019t had Botox in two years which is why you can see my fore head wrinkles. #idiot this is natural because I\u2019m only 34 and not a washed up old sleeze ball like you\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

What a peach.\u00a0 And this unhinged loon wants to be a state senator?!!<\/p>\n

I think her 15 minutes are almost up.\u00a0 Kinda hoping not.\u00a0 The entertainment value is priceless.<\/p>\n

And happy shared-birthday to Booker T. Washington, Spencer Tracy, Betty Davis, Gregory Peck, Frank Gorshin, Colin Powell, Diamond Dallas Page, and Zak Bagans!<\/p>\n

FAMOUS LAST WORDS<\/strong><\/p>\n

“If your opponent is choleric of temper, seek to irritate him.\u201d \u2013\u00a0Sun Tzu, The Art of War<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Mr. Muth is president of Citizen Outreach, publisher of Nevada News & Views, and founder of CampaignDoctor.com.\u00a0 You can sign up for his conservative, Nevada-focused e-newsletter at MuthsTruths.com.\u00a0 His views are his own.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Chuck Muth) \u2013\u00a0OK, so I successfully reached Medicare-eligibility age today.\u00a0 Yeah! And so far, I\u2019ve gotten two\u00a0GREAT\u00a0birthday presents. First\u2026 Our May 1st\u00a0dinner to raise money for our\u00a0Pigpen Project\u00a0is almost sold out \u2013 even though individual general admission tickets aren\u2019t even available yet.\u00a0 We\u2019ve already sold 15 of the 20 tables available \u2013 so it\u2019s quite […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":42053,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[748],"tags":[3466],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nevadanewsandviews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47210"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nevadanewsandviews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nevadanewsandviews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nevadanewsandviews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nevadanewsandviews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47210"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nevadanewsandviews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47212,"href":"http:\/\/nevadanewsandviews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47210\/revisions\/47212"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nevadanewsandviews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/42053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nevadanewsandviews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nevadanewsandviews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nevadanewsandviews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}