MUTH’S TRUTHS
I’m so overwhelmed today going into the weekend that all I have for you are a couple of jokes to hopefully put a little smile on your face . . .
- “I just read a book about marriage that says treat your wife like you treated her on your first date. So, tonight after dinner, I’m dropping her off at her parent’s house.” – Sheryl Russell
- “It turns out that when asked who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to pick out one of your own. I know that now.” – Sheryl Russell
NEVADA NEWS & VIEWS
National
- Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans Campaign: A Noble Mission Gets Lost in the Culture War (Brittany Sheehan)
- American Eagle has taken over the Las Vegas sphere and put Sydney Sweeney in their jeans on it. | X
- JD Vance Shows True Leadership With Perfect South Park Response (Brittany Sheehan)
- DOJ’s Harmeet Dhillon Takes Aim at District Lines: “Illegal Race-Based Gerrymandering” (Brittany Sheehan)
- Wicked Witch in DC? Staffers Say Jasmine Crockett Runs Congress Like Her Own Reality Show (Annie Black)
State
- Aaron Ford makes case for unseating Gov. Joe Lombardo in Reno (Mark Robison)
- Nevada Democrats Try to Block Governor Lombardo’s Special Session Authority (Brittany Sheehan)
- Five DUIs Led Up To One Fatal Crash, Killer May Serve Just 3 Years (Kelly Chapman)
- School Choice Is Exploding – Nevada’s Public Schools Are Losing Students, And It’s About to Get Worse (Erica Neely)
- $95 Billion Over Budget: D.C. Spends Like a Drunken Gambler and Nevadans Are Picking Up the Tab (Brandon Davis)
- How Nevada Could Lose Political Power Under Trump’s New Census Plan (Brittany Sheehan)
- The downfall of Sin City: Why Vegas was better under the mob (Revolver)
- Las Vegas tourism numbers are causing concern (LVRJ)
- Assemblywoman Lisa Cole Joins Vegas Stronger Board to Tackle Homeless Crisis (Kristen Kniep)
- Lombardo Brings the State Fair Back to Life in Reno (Nicôl Herris)
- Forest Service News Release: Northern Nevada’s Carson Ranger District to Provide 2025 U.S. Capitol Christmas Tree (NNV)
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X MARKS THE SPOT
- New media hoax dropped on J.D. Vance | X
- Kathleen Williams, an Obama-appointed US District Judge, issued an order to HALT any further expansion at Alligator Alcatraz. | X
- Another rogue Biden-appointed judge issues a preliminary injunction blocking Trump’s birthright citizenship executive order | X
- The FBI announces they’ve arrested Boston’s sanctuary sheriff on federal extortion charges | X
- Stephen Miller rips Washington D.C., calling it more violent than Baghdad, says Trump will do what’s necessary to secure the city. | X
- Gunman in PA ambushed & shot 2 state troopers after killing his neighbor | X
- The woman who was brutally beaten in Cincinnati says the thugs who beat her were making racist comments to her and her friends for being white. | X
- Victim of brutal Cincinnati attack, reveals lack of police action to investigate the incident: “They didn’t even ask my name.” Unbelievable. | X
- “We have an individual that committed a murder when he was 16… he was allowed early release… He committed ANOTHER homicide.” | X
- Man raped and choked a new mom after she refused to let him drink her breast milk | X
- Baltimore Judge Yvette Bryant just let a man off with zero jail despite beating two elderly pro-lifers | X
- York College is replacing the term “field” for their social work program because it could cause “trauma” for Black people. | X
- This trend is going on around the US and the left is completely melting down | X
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
- “Democrats have stolen 20-30 House seats by counting illegal aliens in the Census.” – White House Deputy Chief-of-Staff Stephen Miller
- “The best part about the Texas gerrymandering story is how it is exposing all the gerrymandering in Dem states that has gone unchallenged for years. The walls of hypocrisy are collapsing around them all.” – @LaraLogan
- “Senator Alex Padilla (D) says that we shouldn’t arrest and deport illegal alien invaders because they might happen to be illegally working on a farm or in a meat factory.” – @ LibsofTikTok
- “We have taken 1,500 trucks out of service — off the roads — because the drivers couldn’t speak English. If you’re going to get in a mobile missile, you should speak our language.” – Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy
LAUGHTER IS STILL THE BEST MEDICINE
- ICE Raids Heaven in ‘South Park’ | X
- I had to see it so you do too (have barf bag ready) | X
- Amusement rides aren’t for everyone | X
- Female Umpire Ejects Player for Something He Did In Her Dream Last Night (Babylon Bee)
