MUTH’S TRUTHS
(Chuck Muth) – A little levity to start your day (satire alert!)…
Nevada News & Views (NN&V) interviewed Nevada Attorney General A-Ron Ford (D-EI).
Our reporter asked, “If you owned two homes, would you be willing to give one to a family here illegally?”
Ford, without hesitation: “Sure!”
Reporter: “If you had two vehicles, would you give one to an illegal?”
Ford: “Absolutely! It’s the right thing to do!”
Reporter: “If you had two million dollars, would you give one million to a family here illegally?”
Ford: “Yes! For the livelihood of our dreamers!”
Reporter: “If you had two bicycles, would you give one to someone here illegally?”
Ford remained silent and just looked at our reporter
So our reporter had to ask again, “Would you?”
Ford answered firmly: “No.”
Our reporter was confused and asked, “You were so generous about houses, vehicles and money, but why do you draw the line at a bicycle?”
“Because,” said Ford, “I actually own two bicycles!” (h/t: @614clinton)
NEVADA NEWS & VIEWS
National
- Why It’s Time to End Taxpayer Funding for Public Media (Amy Groves)
- The FAA Is Flying on Fumes — Duffy Begs Congress to Modernize Before It’s Too Late (Kristen Kniep)
- Trump Talks Tough on Iran Nukes as Ceasefire Takes Hold in Yemen (Kristen Kniep)
- Tensions Explode in Kashmir — India’s Biggest Military Strike in 50 Years (Kristen Kniep )
- Canada’s New Leader Meets Trump — But Faces Familiar Challenges (Kristen Kniep)
- Has the U.S. Already Gone Off the Fiscal Cliff? (Richard Santomauro)
- Book Review: “The Greatest American” by Mark Skousen (Chuck Muth)
- The World Cup Comes to U.S. Soil — And It’s Bigger Than Ever Before (Kristen Kniep)
State
- SB336: Rogich’s Answer to Protecting Nevada’s Self-Employed (Chuck Muth)
- Mail Fraud Case Highlights Flaws in Nevada’s Mail-In Voting System (Iris Stone)
- NEVADA: “Just yesterday, federal agents arrested 17 people – and before noon just today, they arrested 16 other people. | X
- Legislators may allow Clark County to raise fuel taxes without public vote (McKenna Ross)
- EDITORIAL: A bait and switch on the Clark County gasoline tax (LVRJ)
- Lombardo Aims to Free Nevada’s Economy from Red Tape and Tourism Dependence (Brittany Sheehan)
- Summerlin Studios touts project, job prospects in new ad (Steve Sebelius)
- Nevada Senate Committee Debates Bill to Change Sex Ed Opt-Out Rules (Brittany Sheehan)
- Nevada’s Amodei Slams Wasteful DHS Spending, Backs Stronger Border (Annie Black)
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X MARKS THE SPOT
- Houthi-controlled planes in Yemen absolutely annihilated. | X
- Houthis entered the FO stage | X
- This was the Hodeidah port in Yemen, the largest Red Sea port, completely annihilated after Israel dropped 50 massive heavy bombs on it. | X
- Escobar once again gets owned by Sec. Noem for pushing Fake News: | X
- A mob of pro-illegal aliens protestors in Nashville swarmed a bus transporting illegals and hurled insults at ICE agents. | X
- AG Bondi announces a major Sinaloa cartel bust in New Mexico — the largest fentanyl seizure in U.S. history and six top cartel members arrested. | X
- Meanwhile in Cincinnati’s Courthouse… | X
- But book stores will be fine. | X
- ICE SLC Reno Sub-Office arrested Jose Ramirez, 68, of Mexico in Reno, Nevada. X
- Shoutout to all the immigrants who do it the legal way! | X
- An Illinois homeowner had to move into their home with squatters after police said state law prevented their removal. | X
- I regret to inform you that the libs are singing again to protest deportations | X
- Michael Steel has become so embarrassing. | X
- The fact that this is not satire is scary | X
- 100-year-old U.S. Marine veteran Don Graves sang the National Anthem before Sunday’s NASCAR race at Texas. | X
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
- “One of the biggest Biden embarrassments – the half baked Gaza Aid Pier. $230 million. 20 days in use. And now we find out it injured 60+ US soldiers. One soldier died! All to placate terrorists & their sympathizers in the Democratic Party. Insane scandal.” – @ScottJenningsKY
- “They don’t want President Trump to send illegal immigrant gangbangers to El Salvador — and apparently Alcatraz isn’t good enough for them either! Maybe the Ritz Carlton?” – @ScottJenningsKY
LAUGHTER IS STILL THE BEST MEDICINE
- Corporal Klinger Finally Discharged From Army After Trans Military Ban | X
- Whatever you do, don’t retweet this and tag a retarded journalist. | X
- 10 People Trump Is Sending To The Reopened Alcatraz | X
- Corporal Klinger Finally Discharged From Army After Trans Military Ban | X
