The Trials and Tribulations of Li’l Nate

(Muth’s Truths) – Our resident Gadfly-in-Chief, Nathan Taylor, is not only mulling a run for the Nevada State Assembly – where he’d actually fit right in with all the other RINOs (Republicans in Name Only) – but on Monday he sent out a press release loaded with exclamation points(!) about being treated like the bonehead he is by Clark County Business License Director Jacqueline Holloway.

“After two weeks of a very public fight between Taylor and Holloway, Taylor has chose to take action,” Taylor writes about himself in the third person – kinda like the way Bob Dole, another liberal Republican, used to talk about Bob Dole.

And thank goodness Li’l Nate has “chose” to take action rather than “chosen” to do so, thus reinforcing the relative merits of his publik skool education.

The skirmish between Li’l Nate and Holloway (hey, is she related to that boob Robert Holloway by any chance?) centers around….well, no one is really sure. It has something to do with a Temporary Protective Order issued either against Li’l Nate on behalf of Holloway, or the other way around.

In any event….who cares? All we know for sure is that Li’l Nate is a hot-head who can’t hold his liquor – even those girlie pink Cosmos with the little umbrellas in them.

Anyway, Li’l Nate declared in his press release that “When a County Director lashes out at an individual and posts make-shift mug-shots of them at their reception desk–they’ve gone too far!”

He concluded, complete with the requisite exclamation point, that “Something must be done!”

Actually, this may simply be nothing more than a sign of the times.

As we now know, the Nobel Committee award President Barack Obama the Peace Prize last week assuming that he would do some extraordinary peacemaking sometime in the future.

So if what Li’l Nate is saying is true about putting a mug-shot picture of him on the reception desk (and we have our doubts), maybe Ms. Holloway was simply projecting Li’l Nate’s future. I mean, anyone who knows Li’l Nate can easily picture the boy ending up in an orange, county-issued jumpsuit.

Hey, maybe he can get Dario’s old cell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!