Welcome to Paultard Karaoke!

(Chuck Muth) – In case you’re just tuning in, I’m one of the millions of Ron Paul supporters in America today. In fact, I was a Ron Paul fan long before being a Ron Paul fan became “cool.” But in any group of people there are always lunatic fringe elements. So when I refer to “Paultards,” I’m not referring to all Ron Paul supporters, just the small band who are, quite literally, cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

Like Robert Holloway.

Holloway is one of those goofy Paultards who has made a mountain out of the 2008 Nevada GOP convention molehill – mostly because his son, Jason, wasn’t elected to go to Minneapolis and make a fool of himself at the Republican National Convention. The guy is fruitier than a fruit bat and nuttier than nutmeg. Yet….

Many in the mainstream media “bit” when this kook announced that he was forming an anti-Sue Lowden PAC a week ago. He has no money and will be able to raise no money for his efforts and, therefore, will have no effect whatsoever on Lowden’s campaign. He’s not credible by any stretch of the imagination; however, fights make news, especially when it involves the front-runner in the race against Harry Reid.

So the press reported on Hollow Head’s PAC as though it were real.

Boy, are they ever wearing egg on their face today.

Yesterday, Hollow Head Holloway sent the media a song parody he wrote in honor of the opening of that missing ballot box from the 2008 convention on Friday. The subject line: “A modern rendition of an old song.”

Wake Up Little Susie (In Honor of Sue Lowden)

Wake Up Little Susie

with slight lyric change by: Cynthia Kennedy

Wake up, little Susie, wake up
Wake up, little Susie, wake up
The ballots are out of the box
Terhune, Kerby & Criss did rock
Wake up little Susie
Wake up little Susie, well

Whatta ya gonna tell the press?
How ya gonna fix this mess?

Whatta we gonna tell the delegates when they sayS..

Wake up little Susie
Wake up little Susie, well

You told Bob Beers to gavel that convention closed

Well Susie baby looks like you blew it again
Wake up little Susie
Wake up little Susie, you gotta go home

Wake up, little Susie, wake up
Wake up, little Susie, wake up
Your campaign isn’t so hot, With just Muth you¹re stuck on the pot
You broke the rules, your goose is cooked, your reputation’s shot
Wake up little Susie
Wake up little Susie, well

Whatta ya gonna tell the press?

How ya gonna fix this mess?
Whatta ya gonna tell your friends?

Wake up little Susie
Wake up little Susie

OK, I thought LSD was illegal.

And some of you people thought I was exaggerating when I said these people were nuts?

I wonder if the mainstream press which so readily reported on Holloway’s PAC will be equally anxious to report on his promotion of song parodies?