Here’s a brain teaser for you: Which of these two people got hit with a felony?
- A 33-year-old state employee who keyed six Teslas, causing over $20,000 in damage…
- Or a 19-year-old girl who keyed one car outside a White Castle, causing $7,000 in damage…
If you guessed the teenager, ding ding ding—you win.
Or actually, you lose. Because this is what “justice” looks like under Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty.
INSANE: Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty, who decided NOT to file charges against a MN state employee who keyed multiple Teslas, DID file felony charges against a 19-year-old woman who reportedly keyed her co-worker’s car.
Absolute HYPOCRISY. https://t.co/pj5ce9VADx pic.twitter.com/SO30zfuJbG
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) April 24, 2025
Six Teslas? No Big Deal—He Works for the State
Let’s start with Dylan Bryan Adams.
This guy works for the Minnesota Department of Human Services – nice government gig.
He was caught on Tesla’s cameras—not once, not twice, but six times—keying Teslas while walking his dog downtown.
Police did their jobs. They arrested him, built a solid case, handed it off.
But when it hit Moriarty’s desk?
No felony. Not even close.
She tossed him into a “diversion program”—basically a slap on the wrist with homework.
Pay back the damage, stay out of trouble, and boom—his record stays clean.
Why?
Because, says Moriarty, a felony might hurt his job. Poor guy.
No Job, No Power, No Pass
Now let’s talk about the teenager from Robbinsdale.
No criminal record. No state job.
She allegedly keyed one co-worker’s car in a White Castle parking lot.
Total damage? $7,000.
Still serious, sure. But nowhere near $20,000. And only one victim, not six.
But Moriarty? She charged her with a felony—no diversion, no second chances.
Just another person about to get steamrolled by the same system that gives those in power a free pass.
This Is Why We Keep Talking About “Two-Tier Justice”
The guy with the state job and political cover gets a deal.
The teenage girl with no connections gets a felony.
And it’s all happening under the watch of a prosecutor who ran on “equity.”
Police Chief Brian O’Hara is ticked. He said his department built a rock-solid case on Adams, and Moriarty just chucked it.
State lawmakers are furious too, calling it “a slap in the face” to victims and law enforcement.
And it’s not just Minnesota talking—conservative outlets across the country have picked this up.
They’re calling Moriarty “America’s wokest DA.” Looking at this mess, it’s hard to argue.
Is It Political? You Tell Me.
The Tesla attacks happened during a wave of vandalism targeting Elon Musk, who’s working in the Trump administration’s DOGE initiative.
So a state employee wrecks Teslas at the exact time Tesla owners are being targeted for political reasons… and the progressive DA just happens to let him off easy?
You don’t need to be wearing a tinfoil hat to see the problem here.
Moriarty swears it’s not political, but she’s dodging questions on why Adams walked and the teen didn’t.
The more she avoids answering, the more folks are thinking the same thing: This isn’t about justice—it’s about who you know.
If You’re in the Club, You’re Safe
When the elites screw up, they get forgiveness. When the rest of us slip up, we get felonies.
It’s not justice—it’s class warfare with a legal degree.
Mary Moriarty didn’t just show us her priorities.
She broadcasted them in big bold letters: If you’re connected, you get cover. If you’re not, good luck.
If this is what “reform” looks like, maybe it’s time to reform the reformers.
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